They are in the boat when the grandfather opens a beer and begins to drink it.
The grandson asks, "Can I have some?"
The grandfather says, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
The grandson says no and the grandfather replied, "then hell no!"
A little while later the grandfather takes out a can of dip and puts in a pinch.
The grandson asks, "Can I have some?"
The grandfather says, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
The grandson says no and the grandfather replied, "then hell no!"
A while later they are back at the house and the grandmother makes the grandson some cookies.
The grandfather sees them and asks his grandson, "Can I have some?"
The grandson says, "Can your dick touch your ass? To which the grandfather proudly says, "Hell yeah!"
The grandson looks back and says, "Then go fuck yourself!"
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