A man is sitting in a bar with his pet frog. The man catches a fly that lands on the bar top underneath a glass. "Alright watch this" he says to the other patrons. In a quick motion he removes the glass and as soon as the fly tries to get away the frog snatches it out of the air.
A woman who sees the stunt says "wow that was amazing. What else can he do?"
The man looks kind of bashful but says "he's actually really good at eating pussy."
Surprised but intrigued the woman says "well why don't get out of here and you can show me that trick."
Back at her place the frog is prepped for action. After a few tries, nothing. "What the hell" she says. The man looks at the frog, disappointed "alright I'll show you one more time."
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