The man has to work all the time, so they agree to be seen at separate times. The woman explains that they are newlyweds and she is unhappy with their relationship. The doctor asks what he can do to help. The lady said well there are three things that really get to me. 1- he is always at work, I wish I could see my husband more than just at night. 2- I have caught him picking his nose on multiple occasions, and he is an adult and should use a tissue at least. 3- if you could convince him to let me have Sex while I'm on top that would be great, it's my favorite position. The doctor said I'll see what I can do.
The man comes in a week later to talk to the doctor, and the doctor tells him the things that are upsetting his wife. He says - she wants you to work less, stop picking your nose, and let her hop on top of you during Sex every once in a while. I think these are all reasonable things. Do you think that you can facilitate her needs?
The man replies - I was afraid she would ask for those things. My daddy taught me three things, and I live by those three things. That is - work hard, keep your nose clean, and don't Fuck up.
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