A man and a woman are lying in bed listening to the rain hit the roof..

They're both lost in thought when the woman starts sharing this deep and philisophical metaphor of love and romance out loud. As she's closing her soliloquy she reflects on how accurately and intrinsically she nailed her metaphor and she asks what thoughts he had on the issue. The man says "Sorry what? I zoned out listening to the rain and thinking about sex."

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