Quick she says, go into the bathroom and hide and she throws his clothes under the bed. The husband walks into the room and sees his wife naked on the bed. "Honey, what are you doing", he asks. "Oh, just waiting here for you so we can have passionate sex", she replies. "Great" he says as he goes into the bathroom to clean up. Upon entering the bathroom he sees a naked man staring up towards the ceiling and clapping his hands above his head every now and then. The husband asks "Who the hell are you?" The man replies, "I'm the exterminator, your wife called me up concerning a moth infestation". "But what about your clothes, you don't have any clothes on", the husband says. The man looks down at himself and exclaims, "Why those nasty little buggers!"
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