A man went into a hospital for surgery on a bad leg. The doctor planned to remove his bad leg.
But when the doctor came in after the surgery, he said: I've got some good news and some bad news."
The patient said, "Okay... What's the bad news?"
The doctor said, "We chopped off the wrong leg!"
The patient said: "Oh no! What's the good news??"
And the doctor said: "You're bad leg's gettin' better!"
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