And he buys a new canoe. He is in Central Newfoundland driving on the highway and he wants to test out his new canoe but doesn't see any water close by, but he sees a small field where the grass is blowing in the wind and it's sort of wavy and he decided to set the canoe in the field and see how it feels.
At that moment, a Newfie pulls up and gets out of his car and runs to the edge of the road and starts yelling at the mainlander in the canoe.
"You fuckin arsehole, it's mainlanders like you that gives us Newfies a bad name, and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse!"
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