...the very first time, went up and down the aisles with his son-in-law at the local store.
He constantly asked questions about products he saw: "Vas diss? Powdered orange juice?"
"Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh 'orange juice.'"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle: "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?"
"Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle: "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"
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