A little girl goes to the church to confess ...

- My uncle is a motherducker.
- Now calm down little girl, I know your uncle and he's not what you're trying to say.
- He's a motherducker, sometimes he watches me in a weird way.
- Now, I'm watching your little tits and I'm not what you say.
- He's a motherducker, sometimes he touches me.
- Now, I'm touching your ass and I'm not what you say.
- He's a motherducker, sometimes he undresses me.
- Now, I'm undressing you and I'm not what you say.
- He's a motherducker, sometimes he puts his weewee in my flower.
- Now, I'm putting my weewee in your flower and I'm not what you say.
- [Spoiler](/s "He's a motherducker, He's got AIDS").
- MOTHERFUCKER !"