A father and pre-pubescent son are fishing on a trip, when the father takes out a 6 pack of beer...
Son: Hey dad, can I have a beer?
Dad: Can yer dick touch yer ass?
Son: ...no?
Dad: Then ya can't have a beer
Later the same day, the dad takes out a package of cigarettes.
Son: Hey dad, can I have a cigarette?
Dad: Can yer dick touch yer ass?
Son: ...no?
Dad: Then ya can't have a cig.
Near the end of the trip, the son takes out a bag of cookies from his pocket...
Dad: Whoa, hey son. Can I have one of those cookies?
Son: Can your dick touch your ass?
Dad: Hell yeah it can!
Son: Well then you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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