As she watches her mother she looks up at her boobs and says "Mommy! When will I get those?" and her mom replies "When you're older."
The next day the little girl gets into the shower with her dad. As she watches her father she looks up at his dick and says "Daddy! When will I get one of those?" and he replies "When your Mother leaves for work."
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