The cashier can't help smiling at the tough expression on his face.
"Hey there cowboy," she chuckles. "What can I get for you?"
The boy sternly says "gimme an ice cream sundae with butterscotch, cherries, and nuts."
"Would you like your nuts crushed," the woman asks.
The boy whips out his pistols, twirls them around his fingers, and points them straight at her.
"Do you want your tits shot off?"
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