He finds his dad sitting on the couch drinking a beer. He says "can I have a beer too Dad?" The dad replies "I don't know son, can your dick touch your ass?" The boy says no. "Ask me again when it does."
The boy goes outside and sees his grandfather smoking a cigar on the porch. "Grandpa, can I have a cigar too?"
"Can your dick touch your ass?" Again the boy says no. "Come back when it can."
The boy heads back inside and goes into the den, where he finds his older brother playing a violent video game. "Can I play too?"
"I don't know, can your dick touch your ass?" This time the boy says yes. "Then go fuck yourself."
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