so his dad tells him to go across the street to where they’re building a house and watch them so he might learn something. The boy is gone for a few hours and returns. His dad asks him if he learned anything.
The boy replies, “Well, I learned that when you’re putting the goddamn door on and if that bitch doesn’t fit, you take that fucker down, shave a cunt hair off each side, slap that shit back up there and see if it fits.”
The dad, horrified, tells the boy, “You’re not talking like that around here! Go fetch me a switch!”
The boy replies, “Fuck you! That’s the electrician’s job!”
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