Aliens finally arrive on earth, and they're just as social as we are. They meet with the human delegation and have a lovely chat, talking about how each species eats and sleeps and so on. "Really! you guys put food in your face hole and throw away any leftovers. We just lay on it and absorb what we need." Stuff like that. The topic turns to procreation and both delegations admit they're curious and that a demonstration would be probably be best. The aliens go first. One hops on another's head, starts spinning and after ten minutes or so a tiny new alien falls to the ground, dusts itself off and politely asks for sustenance. Then it's our turn. The two volunteers come out and after a couple minutes they've finished (at least one of them has). The aliens stand there for a moment before one leans over and shyly and asks, "so, uh, where's the new human?" The humans reply, "oh, it'll be here in about 9 months." The alien asks "Then what was the rush at the end for?"
The woman looks into the camera and says "Amen!" as the studio audience bursts into laughter and the credits roll.
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