Three guys, Mike, Dave, and Doug were at a table in a bar enjoying some beers and conversation. A stranger came by and asked if he could join them and was immediately welcomed. After about an hour of lively conversation the stranger said, “I can tell you are all recent college grads. I bet I can guess where each of you went to school.”
“That would be interesting,” said Doug, “I’d like to see how you could do that.”
“Well, Mike here, he’s Harvard. That’s easy. He’s got the Haavard accent. He also made reference to some obscure points of business law and his stylish business suit seals the deal.”
“And Dave has got to be MIT. The smudged glasses and black t-shirt are a clue. He also made some references that show he has a good grasp of quantum theory and computer science.”
“That’s amazing,” said Doug. “What about me?”
“Oh. You went to West Virginia University.”
“How do you know?” asked Doug.
“I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose.”
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