A family gets a robot. It does many things. It cooks, cleans, and even slaps someone whenever they lie.
One morning, mom, dad and son are sitting at the breakfast table. The boy says to his father, "Dad I don't feel well. I need to stay home from school." Within a second, SMACK! The robot slaps him.
The boy's father admonishes him harshly. "When I was your age I never lied to my parents like that!" No sooner do the words leave his mouth, SMACK! the robot slaps him.
Mom rolls her eyes. "Like father like son", she says.
SMACK!
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