A lion is trying to hunt a rabbit but the rabbit being too elusive keeps on dodging him until they reach a very ancient part of jungle, where no one has ever been. By doing so they release an ancient spirit trapped in there. The spirit rises up from the dust and thanks the rabbit and lion and promises them 3 wishes each.
Lion: turn all the Lions of this jungle into lioness.
Rabbit: I want a helmet.
Poof granted.
Lion : turn all the Lions of the next jungle to lioness as well.
Rabbit: I want a motorcycle
Poof granted
Lion: turn all the Lions in the world into lioneess.
Poof granted.
Rabbit puts on the helmet gets on his bike and says to the spirit
Cut his dick off.
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