The bartender calls out, "Hey, no secret identities in this bar!" So the lion transforms into a bright light, the witch dons a pantsuit, and a man steps out of the closet. The bartender is aghast, almost on the verge of tears.
"Oh my lord. I never thought I'd meet God, Hillary Clinton, and Drake in the same day!"
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