A lawyer's car breaks down in the middle of the country. Having no cell reception, he walks back up the road half a mile to a farm house he passed.
"Hi, sorry to trouble you but can I use your phone? My car broke down, and I need to call triple-A" the lawyer asks.
"Don't got no phone, but there's a garage about 20 miles out. You can stay here the night and I can give you a lift in the morning. Anyway, you wouldn't want to leave just yet, there's a party after all!" the farmer replied.
"A party?" The lawyer asked bemused.
"Yes sir, but I warn you, there's going to be some drinking. There's going to be some music. Might be a little dancing. Might be some fighting, there might be a little fucking!"
"Am I going to be overdressed in this suit? I left my suitcase in the car." The lawyer asked.
"Nah, I wouldn't worry about it, just going to be you and me"
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