A woman comes to her doctor asking to pull out the vibrator that got stuck.
The doctor, after examining her says : "I have good news and bad news,what would you like to hear first"
"the bad news" says the woman.
"Well, I can't take it out" answered the doctor.
"And what is the good news" asked the woman
"I can still change the batteries" - answered the doctor.
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