Winter Lovers

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When
they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he
says,�'Honey, my hands are freezing!� She says, �Well put them between my thighs
and that will warm them up.�
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, �Man! My hands are really freezing!� She says again, �Well. put them
between my thighs and warm them up again.� He does, and again that warms him
up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through
the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, �Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing.� She looks at him and says, �For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?�