After this fat man sits down, he calls a waiter over and orders a sumptuous meal and a jumbo "diet" coke. He then calls the waiter over and says:
"Hey waiter! Turn up the AC! It's too damn hot!"
The waiter, being a compliant worker, heads back and emerges after a minute. After a few minutes, the man then calls the waiter over and says:
"Waiter! Now it's too damn cold! Turn the AC off!"
Again, the waiter happily strolls back to the kitchen and returns after a minute.
After this happens several more times, a concerned patron decides to intervene. He asks the waiter, "Hey, why don't you just tell the guy to stop complaining or get out? You're not his slave."
The waiter simply smiles at the patron and says, "Oh, I don't mind. We don't even have an air conditioner."
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