A lady takes her first job as a sales clerk in a hardware store. A man comes in and she asks him "Can I help you". He says "Yes I need to buy a file". Knowing very little about tools she says "Any particular kind?" He says "Yes give me a flat bastard." She becomes upset and tells him "I'll have you know I'm a lady and I will not tolerate language such as that." He finds the correct file and shows her the label that it is in fact a Flat Bastard file. A week later a black guy comes in to the same lady and says "I need to buy a file." The lady having already sold one knows the drill and asks "Would you like a flat bastard?" He said "Nah give me one of those round muthafuckas"
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