A lady was filling her car up with gas at the station across from where she worked. While she was filling up she must have spilled some on her. Before pulling into her work she lit a cigarette. She burst into a bundle of flames and jumps out of her car and runs towards the security gate. The guard pulls out his gun and shoots her. When being asked by police why he shot her the guard responded, "I had no other choice, she was waving around a fire arm".
Ba dummm, tssss
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