... and as she bends over to look at a diamond ring she accidentally lets one rip.
Hoping that no one had noticed she motions the salesman over and asks him for the price on the ring.
He looks her square in the eye, grins and said " Lady, if you farted just looking at it then you will shit yourself when I tell you the price
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.