The man says I think I'm getting nearsighted. So the doc sits him down and gives the man an eye exam.
The doctor pulls up a chart of letters, asking the man to read each line util he can't make out the letters. The man gets to about the 3rd line when he starts to have problems, and he can't read the next line at all.
Next, the doctor brings up pictures of real life objects.
First picture comes up--
"That looks like a fingerprint.. And that's someone far away in the desert"..
"Male or female?"
"I can't tell"
"OK, let's move along-- what about this one?"
"Um, that one looks like a naked butt Doc."
"Male or female?"
"Definitely female"
"And this?"
"Definitely a male butt"
"Ok sir, that concludes the test."
"So what's my diagnosis doc?"
"Well you're a little nearsighted, but your hindsight is 20/20".
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