[Long] A Japanese man, a British man, a Texan, and a Mexican are aboard a small private plane...

... when the pilot announces that the plane has just lost one of the engines, and they're carrying too much weight to stay in the air, and that they need to lose about 500 pounds (227 kg), so three of the men will need to jump to save everyone else on board. The Japanese man walks to the door and opens it, exclaiming, "For my famry's honor!" and jumps out. Next, the Brit walks to the door and says, "Long live the Queen!" and jumps. The two remaining men look at each other, and the Texan knows what he must do, so he walks to the door and says, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican out.