After defeating the main force at the gates, they moved on throughout the castle taking out the remaining forces. Soon they came to a locked door in the corner of the castle. The king yelled in "Who's in there?". A voice replied, " I am just my master's unarmed Chef!" The king told him, " If you come out of there peacefully, My men will not kill you." The Chef replied, "How do I know you wont go back on your word and kill me?" The King yelled back in, "Because we haven't eaten lunch yet!"
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