Russian: No handjobs?
Bride: No.
Russian: Blowjobs?
Bride: Yes.
Russian: Vaginal? Anal?
Bride: Yes, and OH YES.
Russian: I give you prosthetic then hand jobs?
Bride: OK. I do for you.
Russian: What else you need?
Bride: A magnifying glass.
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