There was a kid (who didn't know English) and was attending his English exams. He had read only one essay to write in his exam. The essay which he read was "My Friend" but in the exam, the essay appeared to write about "My Father". The kid did not fear, he wrote the following boldly.
"I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS. SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO MANY OF MY FATHERS. MY UNCLE IS ALSO MY FATHER. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR... AND I LOVE ALL MY FATHERS BECAUSE A FATHER IN NEED IS A FATHER IN DEED.". His English teacher died that day XD
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