A kid is attending a WWE Event

and meets The Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley.
The kid tells Mick Foley about how he is a victum of abuse and how his father beats him everyday.
Saddened by this story, Mick offers to cheer the kid up and talk to him backstage.
After the kid tells him the story again, Mick says
Mick Foley: "Gee, i'm awfully sorry to hear that".
After a short pause the kid says "You know who i'd really like to be my father?"
Mick Foley replies with "Who?" hoping the kid would say him.
The Kid: "Al Snow, because he never beat anyone."

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