A kid hears moaning noises downstairs...

and he goes down to check it out. Sure enough he finds his mother and his father on top of each other on a couch. He asks what they are doing and they say "making cake."

The next day the parents wake up to the child licking all the 'mess' on the couch. They ask him what the hell he is doing and he replies, "licking off all the icing!"

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