He goes down the street, collects the bins, empties them and puts them back. He gets to one house and they don't have their bin out. Being the nice man that he is, he goes to ask the owner of the house where their bin is so they won't have to wait for it to be emptied.
So he knocks on the door and about a minute or two later an asian man opens the door. The bin man says,
''Hi, sorry to bother you, but where's your bin?'' The asian man looks confused.
''Um, a bin upstairs,'' he says. It's now the bin mans turn to look confused.
''Why is your bin upstairs?'' He asks. The asian man begins to look nervous. His eyes dart from left to right. A single bead of sweat runs down his forehead.
''Um, a was, um, a was on toilet,'' he stammers out loudly. The bin man realises his mistake.
''Right, sorry, I see what's going on. No, I meant to say where's your wheelie bin?'' The asian man sighs and looks at the ground, clearly defeated.
''Okay, you got me,'' he looks up at the bin mans face. ''A bin upstairs masturbating!''
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