This guy couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so he called the airlines to get prices.
"Airfare to Denver is $300," said a cheery salesperson.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake - $99.00, but there is a stopover."
"Where?"
"Denver."
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