A white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican are walking down a beach together and stumble across a magical genie lamp. They rub it and genie comes out and tells them that each of them have one wish. So the Mexican guys say I want all the Mexicans in America to be back in Mexico and happy and rich. So POOF all the Mexicans are gone in Mexico happy and rich. The black guy than says I want all the black people to be back in Africa and happy and rich. So POOF all the black people are back in Africa rich and happy. The white guy has been quiet the whole time and the genie asks him what does he want. The white guy looks at him and says, you're telling me all the Mexicans and black people are out of my country? And the genie responds yes. The white guy pauses and than says I'll have a coke than.
(Sorry it's so long, hope you enjoyed it though)
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