A man walking down the road sees a plunger, and picks it up...

After picking up the plunger, he walks down the road for several miles, and a semi-truck passes. The truck slams on it's brakes, and the driver yells out the window "Hey buddy, you looking for a good time?!" The man replies, "No sir, I'm just going back home."

The truck pulls away, but then after a few hundred feet stops again. The man continues walking, and when he gets to the truck again, the driver has the door open. He says "C'mon pal, I know you want to get down, let's get in back and have some fun."

The man replies, "Please leave me alone, I'm not a plumber, I just found this plunger on the side of the road."

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