And he tells the animals getting off, pair by pair, "Be fruitful and multiply!"
The gorillas come. "Be fruitful and multiply," he says.
The blue-tonged skinks come. "Be fruitful and multiply," he says.
The snakes come. "Be fruitful and multiply," he says.
"We can't," The snakes reply.
"Why not?"
"We're adders."
Noah thinks for a minute and then tells the animals what to do about this pressing situation. He instructs the Beavers, Woodchucks, and Elephants to create a giant chair and table, entirely out of trees. He puts the snakes up on the table, after a few minutes they come back.
"We're pregnant!" they exclaim.
TL;DR: If you want to multiply adders, use a log table.
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