So Noah just gets off of his ark...

And he tells the animals getting off, pair by pair, "Be fruitful and multiply!"

The gorillas come. "Be fruitful and multiply," he says.

The blue-tonged skinks come. "Be fruitful and multiply," he says.

The snakes come. "Be fruitful and multiply," he says.

"We can't," The snakes reply.

"Why not?"

"We're adders."

Noah thinks for a minute and then tells the animals what to do about this pressing situation. He instructs the Beavers, Woodchucks, and Elephants to create a giant chair and table, entirely out of trees. He puts the snakes up on the table, after a few minutes they come back.

"We're pregnant!" they exclaim.

TL;DR: If you want to multiply adders, use a log table.

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