A man goes to a town where every citizen has a stutter. He is trying to find his mistress. He asked one person "Have you seen my mistress?" the person replies "Mr. Buyah." Obviously this is no help to the man. He asked another person "Have you seen my mistress?" the person replies, "Mr. Buyah." The man is starting to become angry, he thinks this is all some kind of joke. The man asks another person, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY MISTRESS?!" (the man gets angry easy. he is a dick). The person replies, "Mr. Buyah." The man is furious. All he wants to do is find his mistress. Finally he asks the last person the dick is willing to ask, "Have you seen my mistress?" Luckily the person does not have a stutter and replies with "Yeah I have. But I am very sorry. You missed her by a minute. Get it: "Mr. Buyah" sounds like "Missed her by a" and they all had a stutter so they could not finish the sentence.
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