However after 2 weeks of waiting, the farmer finally gets frustrated as he has none of the produce and rings up the French farmer to complain:
English farmer: Where's the beef and milk I ordered?
French farmer: Sorry the milk's **lait**.
English farmer: And the beef? Where's that?
French farmer: I don't know, but I slaughtered my cows.
English farmer: How many?
French farmer: **bœuf** of them.
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