A farmer orders produce from a French farm

However after 2 weeks of waiting, the farmer finally gets frustrated as he has none of the produce and rings up the French farmer to complain:

English farmer: Where's the beef and milk I ordered?

French farmer: Sorry the milk's **lait**.

English farmer: And the beef? Where's that?

French farmer: I don't know, but I slaughtered my cows.

English farmer: How many?

French farmer: **bœuf** of them.

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