My friend has a four year old daughter and incidentally she is the funniest person you'll ever meet. One day she came home from school and I was over at his house so I asked her "hey, how was school today?" And she responded "okay. But Becky hit me in the balls with a football."
Now she has an older brother so she's only ever heard of this place as referred to the balls. So I look at my friend and he gives me a look. Layer on he says "a good father would have told her what it's really called, but me? Nah".
Imagine. She's going to be in high school making out with her boyfriend and she will whisper in his ear "....touch my balls..." and guess who's done making out? Her!
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