They both sit down at the counter and place their orders. As they're sipping their drinks one looks at the other and thinks that they're something familiar about him.
The guy says to the other, "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?", to which the other responds, "Well, I'm from Galway, where are you from?"
The first guy brightens up and says, "You don't say! I'm from Galway as well! What school did you go to?" The other responds, "I went to St. Paul's Secondary.", to which the first replies, "My God! I went there as well! What year did you graduate?"
The second says, "I finished in 1977. You?" The first becomes even more animated and says, "I did as well! I knew that I recognized you from somewhere!"
Anyways, they get to buying each other drinks and start reminiscing about school and all that when another guy walks into the pub.
He says to the barkeep, "Hey, Liam, what's new? I haven't been around in a while." The barkeep responds, "Ah not a whole lot of anything, really. Except the O'Flaherty twins are drunk again."
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