I see your GREEK joke and raise you another Greek Joke...

2 Greek men had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So they got out of the truck to go see what happened...

One Greek looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, and asks the other Greek, “Hey, you want a piece of this?”
The other Greek says, “Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?”