A blonde gets hired to paint the lines on a road. the first day she paints she gets 4 miles of road painted. The second day she goes out she gets 2 miles of road painted. The third day she goes out she gets 1 mile painted. Her boss calls her into his office, What happened, you did good the first day, alright the second day, and very poorly the third day? The blonde replied, well sir each day I got further and further from the bucket!
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