A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, We need some four-by-twos. The clerk said, You mean two-by-fours, don't you? The man said, I'll go check, and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-fours. All right. How long do you need them? The customer paused for a minute and said, I'd better go check. After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, A long time. We're gonna build a house.