So a guy gets a job at a new company, and he has to undergo a physical with the company doctor. But there's just one catch, the Doctor is his ex girlfriend's current fiance. It's super awkward but they both try to be mature about it.
The physical goes ok and the guy doesn't have any problems, but then the doc says "we're almost done, there's just one more test i have to run, please drop you're trousers..." the guy thinks "Ok, just a typical hernia check" but the doc grabs his penis, pulls out a tape measure and starts measuring the guys penis...
The guy is like "....um hey doc, what kind of test is this?" the doctor says bluntly "it's an eye exam." the guy is confused "an eye exam?" the doctor says "yeah, that bitch is blind if she thinks your cock is bigger than mine..."
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