One of her friend asked, "do you want a boy or a girl?"
Veronica said, "I would like a girl but would be happy with either. The doctor told me I won't be able to find out for another couple of weeks."
The other friend then said, "there is a easier way to find out. If you were on top when the baby was conceived then the baby will be a girl. If your husband was on top, then the baby will be a boy."
Upon hearing this, Veronica start sobbing. Her friends tried to calm her down and tells her it was only a joke.
Veronica was relieved. With a little tear still in her eyes, she said, "oh my god, thank goodness because I thought I was going to have a puppy."
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