A Jewish wife isn't getting any joy in bed...

...and so the couple decides to ask their rabbi for advice. 'Easy' he says, 'When you make love, get a young man to shake a towel above the two of you while you are doing it'. They decide to go for it and get the strapping chap from next to door to awkwardly stand there shaking the towel above them while they copulate, and nothing happens.

Disappointed, they return to the Rabbi who suggests that next time perhaps the husband and the young man should swap places. They're not too sure about this one but the situation is quite dire. So here they are: the guy from next door is having sex with the wife while the husband is shaking the towel when suddenly the wife has this screaming, window-shattering orgasm. At this point the husband gets really angry and yells 'Can't you see?! THAT's how you're supposed to shake the towel!!'

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