Sitting there he sees a bright light in the air. It keeps coming closer and closer. The man, a devout jew, swears for the first time in his life. His wife comes outside to see her husband staring and pointing in the sky. She asks: "Whats wrong, Adam?" He replies: "Thats a missile from some Palestinians. Its coming our way. This israely bad..."
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