and as he is lying there in pain his sister walks into the room
His sister explains that she can't remember what it is called when a body cell divides into two as it is a question on her homework
She then notices her brother in pain and asks what he has hurt.
The boy says "agh my toe sis!"
His sister walks out thanking him as she leaves
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